eing on the air for a long stretch of 22 seasons, The Simpsons have been the longest animated television series, but not as long as porn and porn depictions have been around! Surprisingly haven't done before, Hustler paints itself and a handful of porn actors and actresses yellow to get down in dirty in the Simpsons' world releasing The Simpsons XXX Parody. Though we're not ignorant to the animated working class comedy and porn before as illustrated depictions of the cast have been porking each other for years on cartoon sex sites, but now we get a taste of a live action feature that is in the flesh!
Homer steals his neighbor's, Ned Flander's, video camera and wants to make a sexual home movie with his wife Marge. Every time Marge and Homer engage themselves in something that could possibly give Marge another pearl necklace to wear, Homer becomes distracted and not only by donuts! Whether it is McBain on the television getting his freak on or his bartender friend Moe stopping by to borrow the camera for his own personal "date" use, Marge and Homer will seemingly never be able to make their sex tape or will they?
The greatest asset to the Hustler XXX parody of the Simpsons is that all the actors do an impressive impersonation of the animated characters. The lovely Andy San Dimas works the Marge voice as best as she can and does well at it though not spot on (when you're looking at her naked body, does it really matter?). Stud muffin and nail pro James Deen impersonates the ugly mug bartender Moe. As well as being dressed exactly as the part, Deen's Moe voice is uncanny and can serve up an ice cold beer with that voice as a backup to the actual Moe any day of the week. I saved the best for last; however, as Eddie Adams does the religious, pesky neighbor Ned Flanders. Adams nails the "Okely-Dokley," but it is a shame he only lasts about 5 seconds in the entire film. Why didn't Flanders get some Marge action? Of course, all these voice acts disappear when it's take to get naked and get fucked because, frankly, trying to do the voice with a cock jammed into you doesn't keep you in character.
While the ladies, Andy San Dimas, Asia Zo and Brianna Blair, are all sprayed yellow from head to toe and asshole to cunt, the men have a bit of short comings with the yellow paint. Seeing two different kinds of flesh tones on their body can make one lose the whole fantasy appeal. What do I mean, you ask? Well, the cocks of Evan Stone, James Deen and Anthony Rosano are not spray painted yellow. What gives? I want true to form Simpsons porn, damnit! I guess the whole idea of paint going into an orifice is not a particularly good idea, but wouldn't it be nice?
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